RACCOON'S BODY

Chorus 1

Bring him back before the sun goes down

Before his body skips this town

A jacked up ghost in a protein haze

Come to claim his raccoon face

Verse 1

Racoon ate snacks till he passed out

Crumbs on his fur, a melted pout

His body sighed, “I’ve had enough”

And kicked his soul out with a huff

Pre Chorus 1

Now Racoon floats without a form

His ghostly tail is far from warm

His buddies scream, “We need a plan!”

To grab his body while they still can

Chorus 2

Bring him back before the sun goes down

Before his abs are protein-bound

A ghost with gains and a menace laugh

Do lunges down candy path

Verse 2

A beefy ghost is on the prowl

With muscle dreams and protein growls

He wants a body lean and trim

And Racoon’s shell looks good to him

Pre Chorus 2

They chase it through the candy store

It deadlifts bags of sweets galore

They dodge a flex of phantom might

And try to yank it back to right

Chorus 3

Raccoon is back in his fur and skin

He won’t let the cheesy snacks win

His body his rules no ghostly bros

Carrot sticks and cardio